So, I’ve just returned from the ear doctor, and I bear good news for me, and a lesson which I thought I should share with my fellow musicians. I’ll use the technical terms where I know them, because you can find lots of images and explanations online and it’s hard to describe.
When your sinuses become blocked, we are taught to blow our nose, or sniff it back. This can, on occasion, cause the blockage material (snot) and infection (pus) to be forced up the eustachian tube. If that sounds disgusting, it’s because it is, and I’m trying to convince you not to do it
Not only can this cause a fairly painful ear infection, but the eustachian tube is not designed to carry that amount of fluid back to the sinus (surface tension messes it up basically), so you end up with fluid trapped in your middle ear. It has the effect of rendering you partially deaf because the eardrum cannot move. Think of putting jello behind the diaphragm on a mic.
Fortunately in my case the hearing loss is temporary (YAYYYY!!!) but if things go worst-case, you can need surgery which may result in permanent hearing loss (a vent installed in your eardrum). So:
Don’t blow your nose, just let it run. Wipe yer face. Be gross, but not deaf. F**k being polite. If anyone complains, blame stryd_one.